Role Play - Facebook User Category

You are one of the 1.3 billion active Facebook users worldwide and with this huge amount of users I can't help but notice similarities. So I came up with an idea to create a blog that has a category and the characteristics of Facebook users based on their activities:

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The Newbies

Characteristics:

• Has less than 100 friends 
• Has no profile picture if there is it's probably taken form the internet via Google search engine
• Accepts all friend request without hesitation

The Entrepreneurs

Characteristics:

• Has an album for every item they sell complete with contact number and payment method
• Comments pm (private message) me if you ask for the price via comment
• Has a separate album with photos of satisfied customers and shipment receipts

The Facebook Celebrity Club

Characteristics:

• Has reached or near the friends cap
• Averages 200 likes or more per photo posted overnight*
• Most members are also members of the selfie-spammer category
• comments ty [insert number of likers here]. 
• e.g. "ty 358 <3"

      *Not sure if legit likes or auto-likes

The Meme-holics

Characteristics:

• Posts a meme instead of a simple comment
• Will work willingly to edit a photo to be made as a meme
• Primary source of meme is of course 9gag
• Uses words like: "be like", "ermegherd", "f*ck yeah", "omnomnom" to name a few
• Loves to use Impact font in bold face, universal standard for every meme

The Click on anything hyperlink-ed and auto tag anyone association

Characteristics:

• The name says it all

The Game Notifications army

Characteristics:

• I bet you get this a lot, and you thought it was an important notif. haha
• Always asks for help on their farm/city/energy and others
• Invites you to join the game

The Bandwagoners 

Characteristics:

• Almost everyone is guilty, I am guilty of this
• joins in on the latest social media trends as if already an expert

The Complete status legion 

Characteristics:

• Every status has either an emoticon, a feeling, a place, traveling to, eating, reading, watching.
• tags everyone on their status
• includes a photo sometimes

The #Hashtag#Hog

Characteristics:

• Thinks Facebook is like Instagram or twitter
• #TBT #YOLO #TBH #OOTD are some examples of their posts
• Severe cases include hastaging word for word

The Selfie-spammer

Characteristics:

• Last but not the least
• Fastest growing category
• posts mostly head shot photos
• does some weird facial gestures
• also an avid instagram user
• has separate album for selfies

With that being said. What category do you belong? 

or are you a multi-category user? 

Disclaimer: This is all just for fun no shots fired at a specific person/group.